I thought being "wired" was supposed to make things simpler

So, I got the new Samsung Windows phone. Very cool and I love it...except for one thing...I now have this compultion to constantly check every little blip, beep, chime and buzz that my phone makes. I even signed up for a twitter account. I'm so wired I think if I turned my head just right I'd be able to tune in Radio Free Europe on one of my old fillings (and yes, I AM aware it went off the air decades ago. Its called hyperbole). Now I know why some call Blackberries "crackberries" These phones can become quite addictive.